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(Quick word of advice before i start this page, turn your speakers on, a funky tune dominates!)
This is Danio! She is one of my closest mates, we have survived Mrs Skew and Mrs Chambers together *shudders at the thought* and she helps me, when they let me out of the institute. Haha we have good times, and many spaz attacks together. HES NOT LEAVIIINNNG! would be one good example, as well as the Dr Who spaz. well that was me really, but dani joined in with me yelling at the tv lol. Aw too much to talk about. Im gonna love dani forever, unless she shoots me. then i will haunt her life and regenerate as casanova anyway! haha. you're never gonna get rid of me dude!
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omg i just remebered, mr f and the cardboard boxes and our lightsaber fight wooooo!
Woo this is Jessie. She is a loony bin. She sits with me through Eewan films (hes missing a left shoe, DOOD!) and put up with me yelling things at the screen (Scarlett Johanssons a whore, for instance)hehe. We have had 'disagreements' in the past, but now we are all one in the circle of life. eh? i meant shes a close mate lol. i cant say much for her taste in boys, but no doubt she would say the same about me! like me, she is a hopeless Lost addict (like Charlie lol) and she has Jack with Sawyer as her bit on the side, and I have Charlie with Boone as my bit on the side, when hes not stealing the water lol.
oh, latest development, WHATEVER TREVOR! pmsl
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This be Marieie, my pirate buddy yarrrr. lol. She's Maria lol, and in reality has no nautical qualifications, unfortunately. if it wasnt for her being on holiday at the beginning of year nine, and jade sitting next to rav in english an mr hartley, (long story) she wouldnt have sat next to me in english, and we wouldnt be so close! haha but we are. she stresses about silly things, but dont we all huh? hahahaha the picture of you in year seven. that night with jon and pete was soooo funny! haah, she has actually got off with the whole of her road probably and most of chatham with it *raises eyebrows* lol but i shall not comment on that, because i love her anyway.
mwaaa hunny
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This is Hannah, i have known her very long time. we have been on holiday together twice (will go into that in a minute) we used to go to school and dancing together and now we go to drama together, with martin the evil mountain dog. (no martin the mountain dog was good and funny. just evil martin.) ok so holiday, 2004, rhodes, greece. funny daaays! basically, we met a man with one eyebrow, aptly named MONOBROW! (well that wasn't his real name, but it should have been!) he was a bit of a pervert, but he was friendly too. (probably because he was being a pervert!) ah well. hannah is one of the coolest people i know, and she is fabulous!
mosh on!
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Danielle Wilder eh? Well, she is my oldest friend ever. no i dont mean shes like 90 lol, shes younger than me by like 2 months nearly, but i have known her since i was 2. so shes known me all the time ive been annoying and trying to piss jane off at dance lol. she is wikid and pretty also and funny. im glad we went to the same school, or i would probably have lost touch with her, so im glad i didnt :)
Clairey hairy! i have known Claire for a long time and she is cool. and she has wicked hair, especially when its all crazy, like at my party! me and her used to be the masters at winding jane up, but claire left jazz :'( haha a funny memory i have of claire is of us describing this boy she liked to jade and lynsey and we were talking about his head, being hairy, and looking happy to see her when he was in the changing room, but they thought we were talking about something else. gosh, dirty minds!
Jade is cool. she rides a motorbike lol. and we managed to piss sophie off by talking about motorbikes for like an inclusive hour of our 5 day Germany trip lol. when i first met her, i thought she was really quiet. hmmmmmm lol. and *coff* rowan *coff* hehe shes a naughty girl sometimes!
This is Lynsey, she is very friendly and very sensible lol. she can also be crazy too, and is in love with various football players. noooo not roly lol. that was just bad! she listens to me ranting on and on and she is there for me. nuff said!
Here is Jadey! She is a crazy bean! We went to thorpe park recently, and we both won teddies woo. i called mine woody and he smelt funny, so jade put her versace perfume on his head! he still smells lol. she got me versace rose jeans as well, and i love it mmmmmm. jade is funny and silly and overally fabulous!
Here is Katie Cow! She has wicked halloween/ birthday parties lol. maria is in love with her brother, or at least she was *winks* lol. haha she is funny and lurvely and she is also a vegetarian like me woooooo! best thing you could ever be! haha
This is Hana, she is really small, and really pretty and she swims a lot and runs real fast! haha lets start a Hana fan club woo!
Here's Bethany. She is Hannah's sister. she is funny and funky ( most of the time lol) and she also goes to drama with me and monobrow encountering! at the moment our favourite occupation is Domming woo! cos we love him very much!
This is Rhiannifer (hope i spelt that right lol) na her real name is Rhianne Sophie (i chose sophie because of the tiger that came to tea!) she is my little sister and she is 12. i could write so much about her, ive known her all my life! she is prettyful and funny (when she wants to be) we have a lot of hyper moments together, which really winds up my mum and dad! she met eewan with me, so i got her a present really, cos she loves him too, but not as much as me mwaa haha. we went to see bewitched yesterday, WHERE ART THOU DOG? pmsl funny beans! could write so much about rhiannie, but we'll end there. ba dum.
These people are (top) emma and (bottom) vicky. seeing as their mum is my godmother, i guess that makes them my god sisters! we go to butlins like every year together and at easter we are going to america and disney woo! emma thinks i look like mick jagger........ (draw your own conclusions)
And this amazing being is the love of my life! It is my cousin Joshua. No its not some kind of wierd incest i just love him amazing amounts! He is nearly 14 months old and he is so gorgeous and loving and amazing. Even when he does cry and hit you! He's gonna get a little sister for Christmas, what a nice present! He's the most wikida person ever! Don't ever grow up Joshie!
Sachia!!!! woo! my little portugese friend! what rhymes with passo? lol. picasso!!!! we went to germanary together and we had many good times together! i.e. "theres a fucking tree in the way " and "wooob" (see quotes page for more!) we have more funny times, with eggs and dogs pmsl but i love her muchly!!! she wrote her latin in portugese for some reason :S
Annnnnd Cassie! She is veyr random and funny indeed. haah trey eating flies and the million texts you sent me about him only being in a coma haha funny stuff! still yet to have our oc drinking game however :( she lends me dvds :)))) haha big long beard! Haha Cass, im sorry about the picture. its *cough* the only one i have. of course. our various random piss ups are fabulous! i think i almost know you as well pissed as i do sober. that makes no sense. meh well. you introduced me to steve, who introduced me to bernie, so you are technically a star! also your bad moments include...erm duncan.
ok, so thats all the people i have got photos for. if you want your photo on here, drop me one. ok that sounded bad. send me one lol.
Lloyd. What do i say? do i tell the truth or lie? ok well go for a neutral approach. he can be very funny and nice and the most amazing person in the world, but he can also be a bit of a loser. recently i got really pissed off with him, and im yet to work that out. im sorry. we have a bit of a history, most of which i would maybe like to forget. (i said most of it. the tree thing was good. (now only he knows what im talking about!))
Andrew is a good friend of mine. im sorry about christmas 04, that was a bit of a cock up. he is very posh (haah) and will listen to me. we tend to have rather intelligent conversations (on msn, at school its more 'kayleigh smells' and 'andrews gay' omg the whip thing :S) guess what andrew? i got the interpreter on dvd yesterday. guess what again andrew? i didnt understand it. woo my shining intelligence strikes again!
Tom. Well that was a bit of a kerfuffle. you made me feel so many emotions in the space of a month and most of it was pointless. im not gonna go into it, because i guess it still hurts. but when the time was right, you were there for me and you practically saved danis life. so yay, i couldnt live without her!
Fred Fred Fred. hmm i wont go too deep into this one, never gonna happen! he makes me laugh, he has made me cry, he is a good friend to me and i tried to help him. doubt it helped though. i hope you're ok now though. i go to drama with fred and i have for two years is it? god long time. he will talk to anyone and has good ideas (most of the time) even if noone else agrees with me lol. rock on.
jon, oh funny days! i havent known you very long, but i do feel quite close to you. or your leg pmsl. funny times! and the time in marias garden with 'that' picture. kirstys on your ass lol. im sorry if i hurt you dude.
Meeegan. Or should i say Lennon lol. We are so good at winding Jane up! we should come in full costume make up some time lol. the look on her face would rule! Megan does make some funny mistakes, but we love her for it! who wouldnt?
Ok Sophie. She be wikida! and she is in love with someone, and has been for ages *rolls eyes* lol. she is really funny sometimes, but she gets upset about things easily. (Theres children starving in africa soph) lol. shes really friendly and will help you with anything. *big hugs for sophie*
Steve.... he is rather a dude. he gives guuuuud hugs, indeed he does. hes great for making ribena... he is my ribena fairy! how embarrassing i am!!!he also got the carrot disease with me, we were the inventors of it. maybe i wish i hadnt had partook in such inventing, but meh well. steves great!!
Russellllll! hes like 29 but he is amazing! he made me feel really welcome at the colfes disguised piss up.
russ..... EVIL EVIL RIBENA!!! omg and jacks granddad burping. classic beans!!! love you, my big perverty mate! hope i see you soon, actually come to some of the dos sometime!!!
Bernie. i can only say one thing. HERES MARY!!!! oh and also BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM anyone who was there on tuesday 15th november knows what an excellent hoover bernie makes. ive only known you like two weeks mate, but i love you. *hugs*
